There is no crueler presage of the twilight of thy youth than the expiration dates of condiments in thy fridge.

He then smelt of them and said: Too much perfume is an accident; too much cologne is a lifestyle.

Lo, in his hour of need Thin Lizzy did ask: How does one know the boys are back in town?

And God replied: When you don’t feel sad opening a Party Size bag of Tostitos even though there’s no party.

And then he said unto them, Who among us has not overloaded a quesadilla in our lifetime?

Kevin 3:26